Saturday, April 03, 2004

Saturday Swag: A New Mug Design Fo' Yo' Ass!

Yes, it's true: I'm something of a political cynic. Always have been. At the same time, I'm something of an idealist, because I keep hoping the perfect politician will come along. The cynic in me belches that that'll never happen: there are no perfect politicians. In that spirit, I present you the following mug design:

Choices, choices...

And while you're at it, take a gander at my previous mug designs and other Hominid swag:

Fart in an elevator and someone might just kick you in the balls.

Visit my CafePress store and shop around!

Buy my filthy, gross, disgusting book of poetry, cartoons, and short stories from Amazon!

Or visit my swag blog, Only the Chewiest Tumors, and order several copies of my book directly from me at a discount!

Bowls of warm bile await you.

Oh, by the way-- for you intellectual types-- I've whipped up what I think is a pretty mean brain-teaser. It's all the way at the bottom of my sidebar. Think you have the mental balls to figure it out? Go on and give it a try. I'm thinking I might want to give away a prize to the winner... what would be a good prize? Free blogging rights to my blog for three days? $50?? Some free Hominid swag (pick any 3 items)?? I'll have to mull this one over.

If you don't see anything you like at my stores, visit the Maximum Leader's CafePress store and take a gander at the fast-burgeoning designs of the very talented Digital Pixi!

Don't forget my previous mug designs:








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