Tuesday, September 19, 2006

the novel in me noggin

Here's the cover of the book I need to write:




Alternative titles:

Fan Death: A Love Story

Inherit the Earth: A Story of Fan Death

Fan Death Chronicles and Other Tales

Death Gets a New Scythe

Fanny

101 Things to Do While Drunk

Very Bad Date: Book II of the Hemorrhoid Trilogy

The Man Whose Head was Too Big

Your Biggest Fan

The Return of Georg Scrotenauer

Intelligent Creatures Bore Easily

The Redecorator

How Real Men Shave



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