My one fear in life is that I will die having never been fellated by a girl with a split tongue:
If you're a prude who's unhappy with my having uploaded this nonsense about split tongues, just be glad I didn't show any penile-subincision videos. I'll leave you to Google those yourself. People do fucked-up things to their bodies all the time.
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No, thank you! Most of those gals were the trifecta of ugliness--nose rings, tattoos, and those creepy split tongues. Big turnoff for me.
ReplyDeleteI can't say I liked them very much, either. And I was, of course, joking about the whole "being fellated by a split-tongued chick" thing.
ReplyDeleteBut at the same time: come on, dude—you've got a taste for your own version of funky, not-always-good-looking women who accept money for happy endings and the like (I think there's even a name for such ladies).
True that, but none of them have tattoos or nose rings. And as I've told some of my clients in the past, there is no difference between a man making a living carrying bricks on his back and a woman who works lying on her back.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I want to fuck a construction worker, and I'm pretty sure I don't want teams of whores building skyscrapers.
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