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Does James Woods have his facts right? Comment below, with a link, if you know something.

And see farther down for more commentary on who's really fighting a war on democracy.

I often feel this way at work.

There are no words for this shit-show. And I like how "Christmas" is spelled as if it's pronounced "Cursemas."
ADDENDUM: John McCrarey rightly points out that Kennedy was assassinated in November 1963.

In case you can't see the bracelet, it says, "Cumslut." But hey, that's got to be better than just "Slut."

holey shit

Dafuck happened to you, Rob? I used to like you years ago.

I think her name is Russian for "Valeria."

But Rudolph doesn't know that Santa was trained in diirfu by the ancient master Jagged Antler.

The calendar is complete.

If the parents' designations are "Wife" and "Husband," numbering the kids makes sense.

clever girl

They say they're defending democracy and freedom. Here's what I wrote in response to a similar sentiment on Instapundit: Assuming the Declaration of Independence was about independence, you have to wonder how it promotes independence to (1) regulate sugar intake by controlling Big Gulp size, then doing a 180 and declaring that "fat is beautiful," such that any anti-fat language must be bigotry; (2) enact hate-speech laws or even bandy about the very concept of hate speech; (3) erase female achievements by forcing upon the population the notion that "trans women are women" and not biologically male; (4) enforce an ambient, oppressive cancel culture that squeezes the life out of speech and thought; (5) call black conservatives race traitors, n*ggers, Uncle Toms, etc.; (6) defy the will of the people by keeping Donald Trump off certain state ballots in your desperation to stop the man. I could go on, but you get the idea: to claim you're a patriot cleaving to principles of independence, you first need to believe people should be independent. Maybe start by—oh, I don't know—leaving the rest of us the fuck alone.

Cute, but the "candlelight dinners" part feels like false advertising.

"Colorado gets no taco bowls!"

Tell that to Jason in that Crocs meme way up there.

"Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!"

I'm rereading Larry Niven's Neutron Star. He seems to have had the same opinion about Earth.

Should we set a timer? In 1860, Lincoln had only five years to live.

If you're in the States, buy ammo and go practice with your guns.

I'm betting this isn't going to go anywhere. And since Trump wouldn't win California, anyway, what's the point?

The smell must be... awesome.

She also wrote The Turd of the Thangs, about a young Slobbit who must destroy Saw Ron's Cock Ring of Power.

goddamn lack of an Oxford comma

If you don't get that there were agents provocateurs there on that day, you're a moron.

gaslighting and reality (trivia: it's a "pay rise" in the UK, not a "raise")

I like this one for being more Zen than it might initially seem to be.

In case you're wondering (as I did): this is supposed to be some sort of meta joke, not anything real.

It's pendular if you haven't caught on by now.

Deafening silence (or dismissiveness) from the left about this "incident."

D'oh

Ah, yes... I remember those days.

Those're some impressively veiny ears, my friend. It's getting late, so flap back home.

We're eating our way through the lineup, one by one.

Though it's tough not to cough during a drought, you'll pull through.

"a few inches off the back"

I saw a lot of "No fuckin' shit"s in response to this one.

I'd kiss under that.

Shit's gettin' real. But Wilders is right: if your piety trumps secularism, you don't belong in a pluralistic society.

They won't fire her even though they should.

Abolish the FBI.

It's a rumor for now; I'll await confirmation.