When I think about what special powers I'd like to have, it always comes back to telekinesis: the ability to use your mind to force physical circumstances to bend to your will. A telekinetic finger poking into someone's brain would be a delight if that person cuts in line in front of me, or swerves his bike into my walking path, or speaks rudely to me for no reason. I'd practice on people until I figured out how to activate pain centers, and every driver who failed to use his turn signal would find himself in excruciating agony for days. Yeah, I'd be mercilessly cruel to all the assholes. But I'd also help good folks, too—preventing suicides and so on. In the video below, we discover another use for Jedi powers.
Friday, December 29, 2023
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