Friday, December 15, 2023

like deflating a tire made of flesh and bone

This is a little gross, but we're all about the gross things here at the Hairy Chasms. Watch a cow release some gas with the help of a professional lady who inserts a small tube into the top of the cow's back, next to the spine, right where a portion of the bloated intestine is, thus allowing the stinky gas to escape. It's not just gas that comes out of the hole, though, so it's as if the cow is letting out a wet fart through its back. Must be seen to be believed. I was vaguely reminded of those cows fitted with rumen fistulas to allow researchers to reach directly inside the bovines' hot stomachs. The woman videoing the gas-release treatment jokes, at one point, that she'd like to undergo that procedure as well. Maybe not the best moment to confess something like that, but hey—I was entertained.

So which is better—this or the farting horse?



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