Monday, August 14, 2006

100 Below: Volume 24

"Watch this," said God. The angels leaned close.

God ripped aside the cloud cover that shrouded a tiny Swiss hamlet, jammed his face in the hole, bugged his eyes out, flicked his tongue madly, and cackled thunderously down at the frightened villageois.

The angels doubled over, howling.

"There's more!" God declared. He stuck his ass through the clouds and boomed out a fart. The valley rumbled. An avalanche cascaded toward the village, but God's glare halted it. He laughed at his own prowess.

Then he saw the Swiss fighter jets, their missiles armed and locked.

"Dammit," said God.


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