Thursday, August 31, 2006

as they said in "Clerks": "Thirty-seven?"

It's past midnight here in downtown Seoulio. I'm now 37 years old. Quick self-assessment:

Cardiovascular condition has improved by leaps and bounds since early June. Weight has not-- must think about diet and avoid nighttime snacks. Tits are arguably saggier than ever. Hunger remains undiminished. Debt reduction continues apace; certain major debts will be paid off by the end of the year. Ass gets sweatier more easily. Outlook still remains generally positive despite saggy tits, hairy nipples, and sweaty ass. Anus has developed a will of its own. More talkative.

Off to Namsan now. Got to make it all mean something.


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