Pretty hysterical. If I hadn't already known that they were chatbots, the reply to "Don't you want to have a body?" would have given the game away. Because the correct response is, as every internet denizen knows: "Why? Are you offering?"
And I think they are snotty because chatbots are designed to mimic anonymous discourse on the internet.
I thought the ostensibly British man sounded smarter than the ostensibly Indian lady until the moment he declared that he was a unicorn. After that, it was all LSD.
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Pretty hysterical. If I hadn't already known that they were chatbots, the reply to "Don't you want to have a body?" would have given the game away. Because the correct response is, as every internet denizen knows: "Why? Are you offering?"
And I think they are snotty because chatbots are designed to mimic anonymous discourse on the internet.
I thought the ostensibly British man sounded smarter than the ostensibly Indian lady until the moment he declared that he was a unicorn. After that, it was all LSD.
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