Saturday, August 20, 2022

how I know I'm getting older

I used my phone camera's selfie function to look at my infected left eye and couldn't help noticing that my hair is getting pretty gray. How gray I look depends on the ambient lighting conditions, but according to my camera, I'm officially an old fart.

Another way I'm showing my age is my lactose intolerance. This has been building up for a few years now, but today, I drank my usual Saturday shake, which is essentially a tall glass of milk with SlimFast in it. A few hours later, I was on the pot with the runs, and I kept going back to the pot about every 45 minutes. I think I've shat myself empty at this point, which is good; I'd rather not have to take a dump while I'm walking tonight. Sucks to get old.

I leave at midnight, by the way.



1 comment:

John Mac said...

I've found that getting older is much better than the alternative. Just sayin', youngster.