New rule!
You may punch in the mouth anyone who begins a sentence with "As a..."
Examples:
As a person of color...
As a woman...
As an African American...
As an East Asian...
As an Indian American...
As a Native American...
As a member of the queer/trans/LGBTQ+ community...
As someone who is differently abled...
As a proud Irishman...
As a neurodivergent black lesbian...
etc.
Think of the punch as percussive therapy. Such people can't think beyond or see past their own demographic, so their reality-denying bubble deserves to be penetrated by a speeding fist. Try to knock out a few teeth. Make these people remember.
And before you look through my archives: yes, I'm hypocritically guilty of doing the "As a..." thing. I'm a work in progress, and this is a part of my past that I now reject and am ashamed of. Don't be a Demography is Destiny dickhead.
1 comment:
As an older white male, a former liberal, and a person who thinks for himself, rejects woke ideology, and looks for non-mainstream sources of news before forming his own opinion, let me just say that I agree with you wholeheartedly.
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