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BigHominid's Swollen, Dangling Modifier (& Other Awfulness) (home)
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Bad Online English (free)
The Grammar Growl (paid)
Creative Stuff (paid)
Games, Puzzles, etc. (paid)
BigHominid's Test Central
BigHominid's Swollen, Dangling Modifier is the general site—the front door, if you will. Bad Online English is the free site. The Grammar Growl is the paid site, with in-depth content and an actual curriculum. Creative Stuff is where you'll find essays, poems, and images. Games, Puzzles, etc. is where you'll find games and puzzles. Test Central isn't a Substack site, but it's where the in-depth quizzes, tests, answers, and explanations can be found. More Substacks to come as I develop new courses and keep adding features! Check back.
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WHAT CORN AND PEANUTS ARE HIDDEN IN THE WARM AND STEAMING PILE?
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