Here are some of those French-language comments, with translation:
1.
// _A_T_T_E_N_T_I_O_N !!!!!
NE PAS BOIRE DE L'EAU TOUT EN REGARDENT CETTE VIDEO !!
Pouce vert pour qu'on le voit ! XDD
Caution! Don't drink water while watching this video! Thumbs-up to see it!
2.
criscardiac "" je vais faire passer la video a ma grand mere "" ça fait peur putain !!
That first expression is a misspelling or an internet spelling of "crise cardiaque," i.e., a heart attack. The commenter goes on to say, "I'm gonna pass this on to my grandmother. Fuck, that's scary!"
3.
Je l'ai regardé 2 fois d'afilée j'ai eu peur a chaque fois XD
I watched this twice in a row and I got scared each time XD
(XD is a type of "laugh" emoticon.)
4.
Je me suis chié dessus :'(
I shat myself. :'(
5.
MDRRRRR
LOLLLLLLL
In French Netspeak, MDR = "mort de rire" = dead/dying of laughter, i.e., the French equivalent of LOL
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2 comments:
Happy Halloween! Both of those links truly delivered:) I shrieked like a little girl at he snake one! :)
I admit I jumped when I saw the snake vid.
Here are some of those French-language comments, with translation:
1.
// _A_T_T_E_N_T_I_O_N !!!!!
NE PAS BOIRE DE L'EAU TOUT EN REGARDENT CETTE VIDEO !!
Pouce vert pour qu'on le voit ! XDD
Caution! Don't drink water while watching this video! Thumbs-up to see it!
2.
criscardiac "" je vais faire passer la video a ma grand mere "" ça fait peur putain !!
That first expression is a misspelling or an internet spelling of "crise cardiaque," i.e., a heart attack. The commenter goes on to say, "I'm gonna pass this on to my grandmother. Fuck, that's scary!"
3.
Je l'ai regardé 2 fois d'afilée j'ai eu peur a chaque fois XD
I watched this twice in a row and I got scared each time XD
(XD is a type of "laugh" emoticon.)
4.
Je me suis chié dessus :'(
I shat myself. :'(
5.
MDRRRRR
LOLLLLLLL
In French Netspeak, MDR = "mort de rire" = dead/dying of laughter, i.e., the French equivalent of LOL
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