building a life-sized Vader

If I ever bought one of these collectibles, I'd never be able to look at myself in the mirror again: nothing would justify such an extravagant expense, no matter how much I might like the Star Wars franchise. But I'll admit that watching these dudes assemble their purchase did give me a certain measure of vicarious satisfaction—like Schadenfreude, but positive. Call it Auspackenfreude. Yeah, I just made that up.