I bought myself a big-ass bottle of Nutella, and out of sheer primate curiosity, I also bought a bottle of Jif's attempt at a chocolate hazelnut spread. Brought them into the kitchen, cracked open the bottles, and...
...it's no contest. Nutella kicks Jif's ass up and down the street. The Jif spread isn't horrible, but it's far too heavily focused on hazelnuts and not nearly focused enough on chocolatiness. I'm going to have to find a creative use for the Jif. Serving suggestions welcome.
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Nutella versus... Jif
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Eh, shove it in the back of yer fridge. When you run out of Nutella it will taste fine if you're hungry.
ReplyDeleteRuth, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteTry dumping it in coffee? I don't know, I don't drink coffee, so I would know if that would work or not.
ReplyDeleteOr you could always spread it on a prostitute's lower back and then lick it off. (Thoroughly washing the prostitute before application is recommended.)
Thanks for doing that research for us.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I was going to suggest rubbing the Jif on your balls and finding a hooker to lick it off for you. But Charles' suggestion beat me to the punch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you can use it to bake brownies.
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