I plucked this from my body with a feeling of bizarre pride—the pride of a mother who has just given birth to a beautiful baby son.
Now, Dear Reader, I leave it to you to guess from which part of my body I tweezed this lovely hair. One hint: it's not a pube.
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a mole
ReplyDeleteFailing that, an eyebrow. But I still love Frank Burns telling Hawkeye and BJ that he needed his tweezers because he had a hair in his mole.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with nose. Either that or ear.
ReplyDeleteNose is it! I've never before plucked one that huge. It's short for pit hair or a pube, but long for a nose. I've also had eyebrow hairs that long before; all of this tells me what my facial forest is going to be like when I'm 80. Without proper manscaping of the face, I'm going to be a disaster.
ReplyDeleteI have to regularly trim my nose hairs, believe it or not. They get rather long.
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