1105 page views per day

I have an exaggerated page-view average this month thanks to a day on which I had 4368 visitors. According to the Blogger site-traffic monitor, I've had 33604 page views over the past month. An average month is 30.4 days (365.25/12 = 30.4375), so 33604/30.4 = 1105.39474, or about 1105 page views per day. Once the 4300-visit day slips far enough into the past, it will no longer be counted in the "page views over this past month" count.

SiteMeter—back when I used it—had strict standards for what counted as "unique visits" and "page views," so by SiteMeter's standard, I'd say my real daily tally is closer to about 500 unique visits per day, which isn't much of a change from the old days. Ah, well. If I were striving for popularity, I'd whore myself out in some way, either by sticking to a single topic or by doing gimmicky shit involving me jamming my genitals into a blender to generate click revenue (top-tier Patreon supporters get exclusive access to Kevin doing a trick he calls "The Goddamn Gonad Grind"!).

Maybe I should start a Patreon page, anyway. I could fund some walk projects for sure.