“Farmer Bill said a new thing,” said Rooster.
“What?” said the other animals.
“Fuckwad!” shouted Rooster.
“What’s a fuckwad?” asked Pig.
“Obviously, it’s a wad of fuck,” said Horse.
All the animals laughed.
“But what is that?” demanded Pig.
No one knew.
“Who’d he say it to?” asked Sheep.
“He was shouting at one of his sons,” said Rooster.
“Ah,” said Horse. “I understand. Farmer Bill loves his son, a fuck is nice, and maybe Bill says Fuckwad! before he fucks his son.”
The animals gasped. They knew the taboo.
Except for Dog, who stared at the ground, looking guilty.
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