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1. I see no problems. And it's a hilarious sentence. Winner!

2. You don't really need the comma.

3. This depends on style, but generally, you don't need to capitalize after a colon if what follows is not a complete sentence. And even if it is, capitalization depends on your style guide.

4. Okay.

5. Use as instead of like in this case, and hyphenate the phrasal adjective room-temperature. The rule for like or as is: if what follows is a clause, use as. Example: As I said...

6. Okay. And I can hear Mike Hammer's voiceover. But is she the toenail or the carpet?

7. No need for a comma.

Yet I see online lefties all the time. They're out there. I know some. Don't gaslight this.

World "Heath" Organization

What if you're a fat alkie? And is that a singular they?  Twice?

Comma before the tag question. And correct the rest of the English.

Where does the comma go?

I like this better than the pretentious "grandfather" meme.

Just checking your pulse. It tastes good.

Immodestly proportioned... the Elvira of bovines. But where's the udder? We may have other problems.

I laughed and laughed. But it's "extra-long," with a hyphen. No period needed, either. And add an apostrophe.

Codependency: one word. Hyphenate soul-crushing.

Deess ees why chador ees good feet for pizza.

Don't do it, man!