My new Twitter profile blurb (like other tweets, the blurb has a 140-character limit) now reads thus:
I hide in God's nostril and await the sneeze that will set me soaring. The unwise, meanwhile, wedge themselves between God's buttocks, expecting a similar wind.
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Too funny, Kevin!
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ReplyDeleteYou trying to wind folks up? God is nothing to sneeze at!
ReplyDeleteJeffery Hodges
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LOL
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