Monday, November 06, 2023

bathroom haiku

How Wet Was My Fart?
—is a game I love to play:
was it fart or shart?

stand-up urinal
mosquito is poised on wall
do not bite my dick

mystery spatters
speckling the toilet seat
must clean shit to shit

toilet bowl is blocked
filled with someone's toilet logs
left as karmic gift

have to shit mid-trail
dig cat hole, hope no one looks
my aim must be true

urine stream is V
but if you apply some force
V turns into I

pissing by a farm
local sheep just stop and stare
slyly judging me



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