Sunday, February 20, 2005

in praise of pussy

my cat!
my cat!
my fatass CAT!
it farts SAND in your FACE!
can your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my goddamn, motherfucking CAT!
my cat knows jujitsu!
does your cat know that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my fatass, fuckfaced CAT!
my cat knows how to surf PORN!
does your cat surf PORN?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my foul-tempered, scrotum-shredding CAT!
my cat can read biblical Hebrew and Greek!
can your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my obscene and misshapen CAT!
my cat made a condom from hacked-up hairballs!
did your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my stupid, drunk, gut-puking CAT!
my cat wrote in LIEBERMAN on November 2!
did your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my stout-swillin', ho'-fuckin' CAT!
my cat'll eat your head and not think twice about it!
will your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

my cat!
my cat!
my sand-farting, head-eating CAT!
my cat can beat a harp seal to death with its DICK!
can your cat do that?
FUCK, NO!

So
worship my cat!
worship my cat!
WORSHIP MY GODDAMN CAT!


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