Thursday, February 03, 2005

KISS haiku

Annika is hosting a KISS haiku contest. Here are my contributions:

if my dick can talk
and my balls have psychic gifts,
it's all thanks to KISS

KISS can kiss my ass
Gene Simmons once raped my cat
with that goddamn tongue

I'd do Shannon Tweed
but I fear she doesn't like
men who dress like men

it's on video
I saw Annie blow a KISS
hope you've got Quicktime

what if Gene Simmons
had to fight Joe Don Baker?
scrote-shriveling thought!

ass of Gene Simmons
rudely penetrated by
tongue of Gene Simmons


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