Wednesday, August 31, 2011

42: the self-check

I'm 42 today, so it's time for a self-diagnostic.

Boobs and ball sack saggier? Check.
Hair grayer? Check.
Increased frequency of senior moments? Check.
More cynical outlook? Check.
Deteriorating eyesight? Check.
Unwelcome hairs? Check.

I think we're good.



Anonymous said...

Happy birthday?


Kelly said...

Happy birthday!

Horace Jeffery Hodges said...

Ah 42 . . . how I miss those days when I wished I were still 32.

Jeffery Hodges

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Nathan B. said...

Happy Birthday, Kevin--for real, this time!

Kevin Kim said...

Thanks, all.

Sperwer said...

Happy Birthday! and remember:

1. Never pass a urinal without making a contribution.

2. Never assume a fart isn;t going to be all that it can be.

3. Never waste an erection.

Hat tip to "The Bucket List"

Charles said...

Is it that time of year again already? Happy birthday!

Maven said...

A happy and hearty (albeit belated) birthday wish to you! :) Peace, love, creativity, and may your farts always silence/clear out a room!