Friday, October 26, 2012

applause for a brave old man

90-year-old Jay Leone was the victim of a break-in by methamphetamine addict (and champion dumbass) Samuel Cutrufelli, 31. It all went down like this:

The incident occurred at about 10:45 a.m. Jan. 3 at Leone's home on Via La Cumbre. Authorities said Cutrufelli entered the home, put a gun to Leone's head, tied his hands with a belt and rummaged through his bedroom for valuables.

Leone said he was able to wriggle his hands free, then convinced the burglar to let him use the bathroom. Then he got one of the five handguns stashed in his bathroom, sneaked back to the bedroom and spotted Cutrufelli in his closet.

Cutrufelli allegedly fired his gun, hitting Leone in the jaw area, and Leone fired back. Cutrufelli then wrestled his gun away, put it to Leone's head and pulled the trigger, but no bullets were left in the gun.

When police found Cutrufelli bleeding in his car a short distance from Leone's home, he said he had shot himself and needed medical attention, Twin Cities police said.

Cutrufelli could face life in prison if convicted of the charges. His lawyer, Sanford Troy, said Cutrufelli is a methamphetamine user, that the incident was a drug deal gone sideways, and that Leone shot him in the back when he was trying to flee.

Cutrufelli, a father of two, is a Petaluma resident with Novato roots.

As far as I'm concerned, all praise to Jay Leone for being a fucking badass. Meanwhile, this turd is suing Leone for the gunshot injuries he sustained. What gall! The man ties up the old guy, shoots him in the face, then sues him?

I think it's time for a little Dirty Harry-style justice. I say we find this asshole's family, kidnap the mom and kids, and put them in a pit as the killer did in "Silence of the Lambs." Then we threaten to off them, one by one, unless Cutrufelli gives away all of his possessions and offers a written and verbal public apology to Leone for his crime. After that... I dunno. We make Cutrufelli fuck 600 diseased sheep or something. Or we let 600 diseased rams fuck him. I'm not picky.

Cutrufelli really is dumb. He told the police he'd shot himself after having been shot in the back? Heh. I'd love to see this guy end up in prison and become some burly inmate's bitch. That, friends, would be justice.


No comments: