Thursday, November 01, 2012

hair-shaped nostril demon

To make matters worse, I now have a nose hair, way up in my nostril, blowing back and forth as I breathe. Like a seaweed frond in an underwater cave, its end brushes the other side of my nostril's interior, tickling the hell out of my skull. I've tried jamming wadded toilet paper up there to get at it. I've tried ramming a Q-tip up there as well. In each case, all I got was a bloody, mucus-y mess and no change in the status quo. The demon hair is winning. This is a bad, bad omen for how the rest of my day is likely to go.


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