Sunday, September 15, 2013

some are gnats

Yes, I've got fruit flies, as commenter Elisson speculated. But I've also got gnats: they love to buzz my eyes, my nose, and my mouth, as gnats are wont to do.

I can't decide how much I hate the little bastards. On the one hand, they're annoying as hell. On the other hand, killing them provides me with such giddy satisfaction that I think life might be boring without them. The gnats add spice and drama to my day. When winter comes, and all will be gnatless, I imagine I'll be quite bored.


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