I just did a head count of all the fruit flies and gnats that my traps have killed: forty thus far. A nice, round number. One shouldn't gloat over or speak ill of the dead, so let me express my sincerest hopes that these intrepid little explorers have left this vale of tears and have found peace and fulfillment in a better place—a heavenly realm filled with pungent, rotten odors and weird nectars from which to sip unto tipsiness. May they abide in closeness with their Gnat-father, Lord of the Fruit Flies, forever.
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Friday, October 11, 2013
40 little corpses
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I can't believe you actually counted.
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