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Vaccine-obsessed Triple-vaxxed TV Host Stephen Colbert Gets COVID

Triple-vaxxed liberal Democrat television host and former comedian Stephen Colbert, known for running numerous bizarre segments advertising the COVID-19 vaccines, announced that he has been infected with COVID-19 after being vaccinated.

Like many Democrats before him – Hillary Clinton, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, outgoing White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, Deputy Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, and former President Barack Obama, to name a few – Colbert said he was “thankful” to have received the COVID vaccines, seemingly crediting the controversial jabs for his mild symptoms.

“Yep! I tested positive for Covid, but basically, I’m feeling fine—grateful to be vaxxed and boosted,” he wrote on Twitter today. “Thank you for the well-wishes.”

As a result of triple-vaxxed Colbert’s testing positive for COVID-19, he canceled tonight’s broadcast of his show.

“Stephen Colbert has tested positive for Covid-19. Tonight’s show is cancelled. As previously planned, the show will be airing repeats tomorrow through next week. We will return with new episodes on May 2nd,” the Late Show tweeted.

Colbert received low marks, and faced accusations of being “strange” throughout 2021 over a bizarre pro-vaccine campaign that he launched on his show called the “Vax-Scene.”

As part of the regular segment, Colbert would unveil a new COVID-19 vaccine-themed song, usually featuring animated characters. When he eventually returned to his studio after months of working from home, the segment culminated with humans wearing needle costumes as Colbert danced.

Radio host Joe Rogan previously slammed Colbert over the vaccine campaign while talking to MMA fighter Jake Shields.

“It’s sad seeing like Stephen Colbert because I used to think that he was funny. And seeing him now is cringe,” Shields said. Rogan replied, “He’s weird, right?”

“That was strange. I want to be in the meeting when they pitched that,” Rogan said of Colbert’s skit. “Like, where’s the joke? People are gonna watch this?”

These dumbasses never learn. Just as Twitter's board would rather choose The Narrative over an Elon Musk buyout that over-values Twitter, people like Colbert would rather choose death by COVID than ever admit the vaccines don't work. Colbert doesn't seem to realize that he's caught a variant of COVID (what are we on, now—omicron-BA.2?) that, even if he were unvaxxed, would cause only mild symptoms at worst. Stupid putz.