My buddy Mike sent me the following graph. Look carefully down the list:
So, just under liver disease, your cause of death might be Kevin. I had no idea I wielded so much power over the fates of millions. If the current global population is 7.9 billion people, then 1.2% of that number is still a whopping 94.8 million people whose deaths are on my hands. I may not kill as many people as cardiovascular disease, but I kill more than Parkinson's. I hope my mom is proud of me and my achievements.
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Stop, you're killing me! (with laughter).
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