The "Die Hard" pitch meeting:
I started to feel almost philosophical as I watched this time-lapse footage of mealworms eating various foods like fruits, vegetables, and even a hamburger. Oh, and the Carolina Reaper from the thumbnail? Didn't affect the mealworms at all.
This next one might not qualify as "entertainment," but it is amusingly ironic: an injured woman tearfully goes on a rant about being hit by a guy with a brick while all these other guys stood around, watched, and otherwise did nothing. Open-and-shut case of horrible behavior by the guys, right? Then the news comes out that (1) this woman is a bitch who goes around slapping white people unprovoked because of some stupid racial grievance, and (2) she makes videos about how women are empowered and don't need men. Now she's wondering, after being hit by a brick, where her male protectors were? Fuck off. Protect yourself, twat. And maybe stop hitting people for no reason.
"Died testing erectile dysfunction drugs." Now, that was a funny line! Die hard, indeed.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to hit her with a brick within the first minute of her rant. Reminds me of the woman who wanted to defund the police--right up until she needed them.