Krab lettuce wraps!
I'm frustrated that I can't have some sort of bread. I had thought about getting those low-carb tortillas, but it turns out that they're not really kosher on an Atkins/Taubesian regimen. So-- iceberg lettuce. Crunchy, bland, essentially water held together by vegetable fiber-- but a perfect vehicle for fillings that would normally go in wraps.
Above, you see Krab (ersatz crab) done up with mayo, horseradish sauce, and black pepper. Accompanying the Krab are cucumbers, crumbled feta, and my own special dill sauce, which turned out to be way the hell too sweet. Use in moderation! Otherwise, the combination of tastes was excellent.
(I did sneak in a weigh-in earlier on Wednesday. After my second poop of the day, I was delighted to see my weight down around 294.5 pounds. Breaking the 296 barrier is quite meaningful. Now-- onward to 290!)