Friday, October 26, 2007

Ave, GI!

GI Korea over at ROK Drop has a hilarious post featuring a YouTube clip about a product designed specially for all dem lazy fuckaz out there: the Love Chair. Yes: an automatic chair that does your fucking for you. And to make you feel even more like a john, you actually have to pay the chair. I shit you not.

I watched, horrified, while one part of that medieval device slammed with staccato alacrity into the other part, and couldn't help thinking that a guy would have to be fucking crazy to risk having his ball sac pulped between those mean-looking pads. Does the machine come with a spray bottle and sponge to clean off the spoo, lady juice, and bloody chunks of testicle?



Anonymous said...

But the residual spoo, lady juice, and bloody chunks of testicle is all part of it's charm!

R said...

Damn it, Kevin! Can't you go one day without uttering the phrase 'bloody chunks of testicle'?

I'm feeling even more disturbed than usual now...