skip to main | skip to sidebar
BigHominid's Hairy Chasms

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Lord, may this never be me


Farty passenger refuses to stop farting, starts fight, and causes emergency landing.



Share |
Posted by Kevin Kim at 2/20/2018 07:41:00 PM

No comments:

Post a Comment

Newer Post Older Post Home
Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

KEVIN'S WALK BLOGS

Kevin's Walk (2008)
Kevin's Walk 2 (2017)
Kevin's Walk 3 (2019)
Kevin's Walk 4 (2020)
Kevin's Walk 5 (2021)
Kevin's Walk 6 (2022)

BIG HOMINID'S TEES



WHAT CORN AND PEANUTS ARE HIDDEN IN THE WARM AND STEAMING PILE?
Vapid cultural commentary, pungent reviews, sundry Korea-related musings, fartological/scatological humor, political flatulence, and nondualistic Zen excretions in prose or poetry form.

Got a beef? Write the Hominid at bighominid [at] gmail [dot] com, and put "HAIRY CHASMS" in the subject line, or your mail will be automatically trashed by Satan, my beautiful but deadly spam filter. Assume your mail will be published (editing at my discretion), unless you specify otherwise. Welcome to my backside.


BLOGROLLING POLICY: I don't do mutual linkage, and I have no problem with asymmetrical linkage: I link to bloggers who don't link back, and that's fine by me. Please DO NOT ask to be linked. Please DO NOT expect linkage just because you've linked to me. Also, if I don't link to you, please do not assume I think your blog sucks.

COMMENTS POLICY: My blog is my house; I'm responsible for keeping my dwelling clean. Commenters are guests, and guests of this blog will be civil, succinct, and relevant. All comments are subject to approval; I reserve the right to publish or not publish—in a pristine or altered form—all comments (and emails intended as comments) that I receive. Act like an asshole on my turf, and I'll make you look like the asshole you are. Be cool, and we won't have a problem. Simple, yes? And before I forget:

NO ANONYMOUS COMMENTS. Take responsibility for what you say. Screen names are OK, but no sock puppetry. Use the same SN consistently.




Click Dalma Daesa and see where he leads you.




"Fire scroton torpedoes!!"





(image courtesy of Rory)

Comments CURRENTLY ALLOWED.
NO ANONYMOUS COMMENTS!


Big Hominid Watches Over You





HIRSUTE COMRADES

Maverick Philosopher
Laudator Temporis Acti
Long Time Gone
Gypsy Scholar
C. Buddha's Hasty Musings
Hoarded Ordinaries
Addofio
Liminality
Gusts of Popular Feeling
One Free Korea
Young Chun, Writer
ROK Drop

BLOG ARCHIVE

  • ►  2023 (198)
    • ►  February (10)
    • ►  January (188)
  • ►  2022 (1897)
    • ►  December (187)
    • ►  November (200)
    • ►  October (74)
    • ►  September (207)
    • ►  August (162)
    • ►  July (173)
    • ►  June (160)
    • ►  May (160)
    • ►  April (125)
    • ►  March (164)
    • ►  February (152)
    • ►  January (133)
  • ►  2021 (1277)
    • ►  December (127)
    • ►  November (105)
    • ►  October (55)
    • ►  September (75)
    • ►  August (143)
    • ►  July (113)
    • ►  June (104)
    • ►  May (95)
    • ►  April (108)
    • ►  March (131)
    • ►  February (110)
    • ►  January (111)
  • ►  2020 (1358)
    • ►  December (89)
    • ►  November (103)
    • ►  October (15)
    • ►  September (94)
    • ►  August (174)
    • ►  July (146)
    • ►  June (123)
    • ►  May (131)
    • ►  April (124)
    • ►  March (152)
    • ►  February (103)
    • ►  January (104)
  • ►  2019 (1211)
    • ►  December (110)
    • ►  November (98)
    • ►  October (17)
    • ►  September (105)
    • ►  August (124)
    • ►  July (105)
    • ►  June (114)
    • ►  May (123)
    • ►  April (108)
    • ►  March (113)
    • ►  February (100)
    • ►  January (94)
  • ▼  2018 (1084)
    • ►  December (105)
    • ►  November (91)
    • ►  October (131)
    • ►  September (107)
    • ►  August (93)
    • ►  July (96)
    • ►  June (102)
    • ►  May (80)
    • ►  April (77)
    • ►  March (79)
    • ▼  February (68)
      • why Wyoming?
      • wow—my guest room is much better than my regular a...
      • drip, drip, drip redux
      • power outage
      • the cognitive mesh
      • "Darkest Hour": review
      • "The Disaster Artist": review
      • l'exode des Juifs français continue
      • "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri": review
      • drip, drip, drip
      • KMA leaves me in the lurch
      • Korea hates a free market
      • ululate (belatedly)!
      • a glimpse of evil
      • the gods are against me
      • interesting exchange
      • "The more they overthink the plumbing..."
      • how not to argue your case
      • airheads
      • Lord, may this never be me
      • opening soon: my local branch of the Church of Seitan
      • seen on Gab
      • the muddled world of Michael Keaton
      • "The Florida Project": review
      • trans thoughts: redux
      • "Hunt for the Wilderpeople" and "The Station Agent...
      • blacksmith nerdery
      • Happy New Year!
      • "Lady Bird": one-paragraph review
      • "What We Do in the Shadows": brief review
      • "Black Panther": review
      • pretty much Venezuela in a nutshell
      • Harpy Ballantine's Deigh!
      • a different sort of fake news
      • on being "trans"
      • The Princess Diarist: review
      • Peterson vs. Newman in a nutshell
      • Amurrica's own Baghdad Bob
      • a busy week coming up
      • Vine compilation
      • a tip o' the hat
      • this cracked me up
      • today-sah raahnchie
      • your dose of Jordan Peterson
      • Ave, ROK Drop!
      • whiteout
      • "Batman of Shanghai": a different take
      • "Make a ragù," he said
      • Schadenfreude as reporters try Trump's cognitive test
      • parading around
      • this video is the Platonic ideal form of "half-jok...
      • another blow against meditation/mindfulness
      • Andrew Klavan on the ongoing FISA scandal
      • "Homefront": review
      • cue bitter, cynical laughter
      • Ave, Charles!
      • and now, we plan again
      • Amtrak sucks
      • garbage plate: the variant
      • idiots are everywhere
      • epic rant by Stefan Molyneux re: the FISA memo's r...
      • eaters of the garbage plate
      • et voilà: zee garbage plate
      • the road to hell
      • "one of the best things we've ever done"
      • progress report
      • tonight, the garbage-ing begins
      • SOTU reactions in my ambit
    • ►  January (55)
  • ►  2017 (1000)
    • ►  December (57)
    • ►  November (66)
    • ►  October (88)
    • ►  September (53)
    • ►  August (69)
    • ►  July (62)
    • ►  June (81)
    • ►  May (141)
    • ►  April (160)
    • ►  March (95)
    • ►  February (60)
    • ►  January (68)
  • ►  2016 (729)
    • ►  December (62)
    • ►  November (59)
    • ►  October (54)
    • ►  September (72)
    • ►  August (57)
    • ►  July (81)
    • ►  June (85)
    • ►  May (57)
    • ►  April (58)
    • ►  March (52)
    • ►  February (50)
    • ►  January (42)
  • ►  2015 (628)
    • ►  December (38)
    • ►  November (43)
    • ►  October (40)
    • ►  September (53)
    • ►  August (50)
    • ►  July (57)
    • ►  June (45)
    • ►  May (62)
    • ►  April (56)
    • ►  March (68)
    • ►  February (59)
    • ►  January (57)
  • ►  2014 (683)
    • ►  December (54)
    • ►  November (51)
    • ►  October (63)
    • ►  September (71)
    • ►  August (65)
    • ►  July (69)
    • ►  June (57)
    • ►  May (55)
    • ►  April (50)
    • ►  March (46)
    • ►  February (49)
    • ►  January (53)
  • ►  2013 (911)
    • ►  December (55)
    • ►  November (52)
    • ►  October (55)
    • ►  September (78)
    • ►  August (82)
    • ►  July (73)
    • ►  June (76)
    • ►  May (120)
    • ►  April (86)
    • ►  March (83)
    • ►  February (74)
    • ►  January (77)
  • ►  2012 (762)
    • ►  December (80)
    • ►  November (64)
    • ►  October (72)
    • ►  September (46)
    • ►  August (50)
    • ►  July (42)
    • ►  June (44)
    • ►  May (59)
    • ►  April (83)
    • ►  March (69)
    • ►  February (77)
    • ►  January (76)
  • ►  2011 (761)
    • ►  December (67)
    • ►  November (75)
    • ►  October (66)
    • ►  September (57)
    • ►  August (60)
    • ►  July (62)
    • ►  June (57)
    • ►  May (58)
    • ►  April (57)
    • ►  March (78)
    • ►  February (66)
    • ►  January (58)
  • ►  2010 (377)
    • ►  December (53)
    • ►  November (52)
    • ►  October (63)
    • ►  September (68)
    • ►  August (44)
    • ►  July (28)
    • ►  June (24)
    • ►  May (6)
    • ►  April (13)
    • ►  March (12)
    • ►  February (14)
  • ►  2009 (6)
    • ►  October (1)
    • ►  July (1)
    • ►  June (2)
    • ►  March (1)
    • ►  January (1)
  • ►  2008 (344)
    • ►  December (6)
    • ►  November (4)
    • ►  April (7)
    • ►  March (127)
    • ►  February (110)
    • ►  January (90)
  • ►  2007 (1170)
    • ►  December (88)
    • ►  November (87)
    • ►  October (84)
    • ►  September (103)
    • ►  August (107)
    • ►  July (112)
    • ►  June (76)
    • ►  May (88)
    • ►  April (109)
    • ►  March (122)
    • ►  February (99)
    • ►  January (95)
  • ►  2006 (1113)
    • ►  December (97)
    • ►  November (97)
    • ►  October (94)
    • ►  September (98)
    • ►  August (102)
    • ►  July (88)
    • ►  June (96)
    • ►  May (112)
    • ►  April (82)
    • ►  March (87)
    • ►  February (84)
    • ►  January (76)
  • ►  2005 (971)
    • ►  December (62)
    • ►  November (84)
    • ►  October (77)
    • ►  September (82)
    • ►  August (82)
    • ►  July (98)
    • ►  June (74)
    • ►  May (88)
    • ►  April (95)
    • ►  March (79)
    • ►  February (60)
    • ►  January (90)
  • ►  2004 (914)
    • ►  December (67)
    • ►  November (69)
    • ►  October (99)
    • ►  September (74)
    • ►  August (43)
    • ►  July (92)
    • ►  June (101)
    • ►  May (69)
    • ►  April (44)
    • ►  March (44)
    • ►  February (112)
    • ►  January (100)
  • ►  2003 (598)
    • ►  December (108)
    • ►  November (101)
    • ►  October (93)
    • ►  September (74)
    • ►  August (92)
    • ►  July (130)
  • ►  1999 (78)
    • ►  December (78)

HAIRY FOLLOWERS