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The Ivy League turns out to be a bubbling tub of shit.

Truth is funnier than fiction.

And I'd have greased more palms, too, if it hadn't been for that damn African American.

I've got a long list of people I'd like to Thanos-snap.

I'd love to see the DOE go down. But will it?

I like this metaphor.

And Ben "Moobs" Affleck is a good representative of them. Along with his woke friend Damon.

"Does a new thing"... like talk.

I'd have been much more petty and vengeful in his place.

Four more years of this.

This makes no sense, either.

The "creepy uncle" caption works. The "grandfather" one, not so much.

And he's good at the role.

And "Scheinbaum." What's all with the Latinos with German surnames? Descendants of escaped Nazis?

I thought this was a joke at first, but that's one way to do an end run around an executive order.