This is written by Gollum, you understand, so it might not follow standard haiku rules all that closely.
nipples and nonbeing
do not go together, we hates the nonbeing
GIVE US THE TWIN-PEAK LUSCIOUSNESS, PRECIOUSSSSS
Mount Doom in our loincloth
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Sunday, November 07, 2004
Gollum's haiku
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