Friday, November 12, 2004

it's finally nipply

Today marks the first truly cold day here in Seoul, by my standards. As a long-time hater of the heat and humidity of Korean summer, I welcome the transition to winter, and fume when I think about the number of warm November days we've had so far.

Here, then, are some haikus in honor of the cold weather:

Old Man Winter comes!
But that's rude! He really should
spoo the other way!

joyful beginnings
ruined as my toilet log
freezes in my ass

kitty lost his teeth
tried to bite my scrotum, but
it was rock solid

I'm in a pickle
tried to suck her nipple hard
--now I'm stuck to it


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