Sunday, January 30, 2005

100 Below: Volume 4

"Human Resources Division."

"Hello? Is this the number for the audition?"

"Excuse me?"

"You're looking for a fellow in his seventies with a big dick, right?"


"Hard cummer, no problem going anal, no prostate issues?"

"Sir, I--"

"I use condoms! Wait-- was I supposed to say that? Does that help or hurt my chances? Shit."

"Sir, you're not--"

"I can eat pussy like there's no tomorrow!"

"Sir, if you'll just--"

"I could eat your pussy right now! Ever had your clit gummed?"

"Sir! Sir, I... well... yeah, come on over. Here’s our address."


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