Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Star Wars haiku

amputated limbs
strewn about the cantina
old badass grinning

with the Force you can
choke or throw your opponents
...or squeeze their titties

my Dark Side puppy
every time it takes a dump
"Duel of the Fates" plays

Princess Leia knows
she can never tell poor Han
that she blew Chewie

lightsabers are great
for fighting Jedi, but not
good for shaving pubes

true Force mastery
will be yours when you can shoot
lightning from your dick


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