Tuesday, October 11, 2005

the birth

Around 11:30 this evening, I sat down for a dump. When I got up, I did my usual thing and stared into the toilet, hunting around for anything cool. I found something, too: tonight, it appears I shat out a toothpick. Either that, or a long blade of dried grass.

Just goes to show: my ass is cooler than yours.


1 comment:

R said...

What's next Kevin, Pineapples?