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I've heard people calling this a "slow-moving disaster."

if only

Schaden-laugh

Yes, alas, I know what these are. Grew up with them.

I'm listening.

Now that the right is about to assume power, the left's all like, "Let's be friends, yeah?"

prolapsed-anus cake—I love it

Eat dat pumpkin, Peter!

I'm a dead coyote, and I endorse this message.

love-child of Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch

There's a lot more gay conservatives out there than you might think.

touché

I dunno... the American public has a short memory.

apropos, given the recent cop-a-feel incident