birthday haiku

To Mike, who turns 42 today:

flung from uterus
thrown into chaotic times
--Maximum Leader!

sagging scrotal skin
from which happy children swing
he is Dad to all

Anthony Weiner
wanted to send Mike a card
but he's been delayed

forty-two times 'round
loving lasses, beating dwarves
what a merry life

Kim Kardashian
offers birthday wishes by
flapping her ass cheeks

"Water into wine?
"Ha!" says Mike, who then transforms
waiters into wine

when the Buddha was
asked about the deepest truth,
he said, "Talk to Mike."



Happy 42, my friend. You can't know how much you and your family mean to me.


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