...but you just bought a spiralizer!

No one's come at me with this criticism yet, but I thought I'd head it off at the pass, anyway. If I do go carnivore starting next week, then it seems as if I just bought a vegetable spiralizer for nothing (my meat grinder, meanwhile, might soon find itself working overtime). Well, relax: I'm keeping my cheat days, and those cheat days may involve spiralized veggies because I'm not planning to hit a restaurant every single cheat day. (In fact, I might spiralize something—not sure what—for our office's upcoming Thanksgiving dinner on the 25th of this month.)

So it's not as though anyone's panties need un-twisting (I have a pretty chill readership), but I did want to say something before someone left a complaining comment.