Nothing new to offer this time around, though I'm thinking about creating a series of mousepads featuring the poetry from my book, Scary Spasms in Hairy Chasms.
There's nothing new to offer because I'm going to have to spend a good chunk of Saturday rebuilding the goddamn sidebar. I'm taking a trip out to Inchon first; will be back in the late afternoon/early evening, then will spend time working on my sidebar. While I'm online, I'll be happy to hear from you directly. If you've got Yahoo! Messenger, my handle is bighominid. If you have AOL IM, my handle is biighominid.
Looks like "Kill Bill Vol. 2" will also have to wait. Dammit.
For your entertainment, here's a review of last week's swag:
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This one confronts, in haiku form, one of the great, sad truths about mousepads. Click on the image to buy one. And watch where you stick your dong.
QUICK NOTE: The images I slap onto my blog are, by necessity, rather low-dpi, always lower than 200dpi, and usually hovering around 72dpi. You'll have noticed some graininess or blockiness to the images, but this does NOT translate to bad image quality for the CafePress products. The graphics files I give to CafePress are all 300dpi images (sent in PNG format), and since I've seen what they look like on CafePress products, I can vouch for their quality.
And here's that parade of previous swag...
Click the above image to see a FULL-COLOR version of the mouse pad!
Don't forget all the other lovely, loathsome designs-- it's practically a little art gallery now. Visit my online store. Help feed a religion student (not that I need much feeding... OK, help buy me a treadmill, Pilates work station, and Everlast 70-lb punching/kicking bag).
Shop around for other greeting cards!
Don't forget all the mugs:
Buy my filthy, gross, disgusting book of poetry, cartoons, and short stories from Amazon!
Or visit my swag blog, Only the Chewiest Tumors, and order several copies of my book directly from me at a discount!
If you don't see anything you like at my stores, visit the Maximum Leader's CafePress store and take a gander at the fast-burgeoning designs of the very talented Digital Pixi!