Saturday, May 01, 2004

Saturday Swag

A new mouse pad fo' yo' ass. Maybe I'm having a Far Side moment, but I like the combination of the open sky, the Alien soaring gracefully through fluffy clouds, and the earthy, incongruous reference to one of the most intractable problems of organic, sentient existence. I'm also gleefully parodying an ad campaign on American TV.

Diarrhea medicine ads. Tacky. It's a bit like the unavoidable crudeness of tampon commercials: women running in slo-mo on a beach (or standing in front of a waterfall) while the silky voiceover does its level best to make your chunky, bloody discharge sound as beautiful as praying in church. In actuality, ladies, riding the cotton pony is about as beautiful as farting and Hershey-squirting in church.

up through the atmosphere, up to where the air is clear...

Click the above image to see a FULL-COLOR version of the mouse pad!

Don't forget all the other lovely, loathsome designs-- it's practically a little art gallery now. Visit my online store. Help feed a religion student (not that I need much feeding... OK, help buy me a treadmill, Pilates work station, and Everlast 70-lb punching/kicking bag).

Juju and mojo mean roughly the same thing.

haw haw

Shop around for other greeting cards!

Don't forget all the mugs:

Choices, choices...

Fart in an elevator and someone might just kick you in the balls.







Buy my filthy, gross, disgusting book of poetry, cartoons, and short stories from Amazon!

Or visit my swag blog, Only the Chewiest Tumors, and order several copies of my book directly from me at a discount!

If you don't see anything you like at my stores, visit the Maximum Leader's CafePress store and take a gander at the fast-burgeoning designs of the very talented Digital Pixi!


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