Thursday, April 27, 2006

forecast: sky to spread ass cheeks and dump

As of two minutes ago, was forecasting light rain for Seoul on Sunday. If that scrote-kicking prognostication doesn't change by Saturday afternoon... not even Naomi Campbell will be able to save us, no matter how fast she chain-smokes the magic cigarettes.

And any hope of selling my wares at the Hope Market will be lost.

Thanks for nothing, Naomi, you whore.

IN OTHER NUDES: Rory kills me. No, literally.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is still hope: the Korea Meteorological Administration site has this forecast:

Sat: Gradually growing cloudy with a little rain during the day

Sun: Cloudy

(Sorry for the awkward phrasing--I haven't much experience in translating weather forecasts)