Saturday, March 08, 2008

100 Below: Volume 36

"Problem, Joe?"

"M'horse, Doc. I think mah horse's got AIDS."

"Why would you think that, Joe?"

"'Cause Ah injected it with the AIDS virus three days ago."

"Why did you do that, Joe?"

"'Cause Ah'm a-tryin' to kill mahself."

"I'm afraid I don't--"

"The ideer was that the horse'd git AIDS, then fuck me up thuh ass, then Ah'd git AIDS, see?"

"Ah. I understand, Joe. But I don't think horses can get human AIDS."


"This is a problem?"

"Truth to tell, Doc, Ah was jus' lookin' fer a reason to git fucked by a horse."


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