Sunday, July 30, 2006

100 Below: Volume 23

"I am about to utter heresy," Jock said around a mouthful of steak.

"What heresy are you about to utter?" I asked, my knife now hovering over a chicken breast.

"This," Jock said: "South Korean cigars are far, far superior to Cuban cigars."

It was too much. I pulled out my Desert Eagle and shot Jock in the crotch.

"That was uncalled for," Jock groaned from the restaurant's carpet.


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