a repost of a comment

A comment in response to an Instapundit post lamenting the departure of restaurants and other businesses from big cities because of the lack of police protection during all these retarded riots in places like Portland, Seattle, and Chicago:

Woe betide the city in which the breasts of injustice sag as low as the buttocks of perfidy—an unholy convergence prevented only by the heroically straining bra of law enforcement.

Oh, and my most-upvoted comment (14 upvotes) was this one:

When asked about this latest example of plagiarism, Biden reportedly exploded that he had never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky; that he had never once doped during the Tour de France; and that he was not a crook.