I'm off to Kyungju this weekend, avoiding the mandatory company Christmas party. No blogging until Sunday evening, I fear, so I leave you with a shameless display of Hominid swag. Think about buying and sending off some items. If you've got friends with a gross sense of humor, my store is the place to shop.
Nothing says "Christmas!" quite like a BigHominid greeting card. Here, once again, is a review of what we've got in the online store:
The newest mug design:
The Ass-Lion mousepad:
The Tittie Christmas card:
The Santa's Judgement card:
The Dog Fart Christmas card:
The Ass-flavored Christmas card:
The Phosphorescent Snot card:
The Pungent Genitals card:
The Rudolph card:
The Santa Didn't Come card:
The Gift of Pain card:
The Tongue Chomp card:
The Ass Lion card:
And last but not least-- the Two Assholes card:
Many thanks to the folks who bought my book through Amazon. Don't let the current "only 1 left in stock" discourage you; more can be had either through Amazon or directly through me via PayPal (see here).
My online store also features plenty of other items, like mugs and mousepads. A quick reminder of some of the things you can find there:
Another mousepad!
This one confronts, in haiku form, one of the great, sad truths about mousepads. Click on the image to buy one. And watch where you stick your dong.
QUICK NOTE: The images I slap onto my blog are, by necessity, rather low-dpi, always lower than 200dpi, and usually hovering around 72dpi. You'll have noticed some graininess or blockiness to the images, but this does NOT translate to bad image quality for the CafePress products. The graphics files I give to CafePress are all 300dpi images (sent in PNG format), and since I've seen what they look like on CafePress products, I can vouch for their quality.
More:
Click the above image to see a FULL-COLOR version of the mouse pad!
Don't forget all the other lovely, loathsome designs-- it's practically a little art gallery now. Visit my online store. Help feed a religion student (not that I need much feeding... OK, help buy me a treadmill, Pilates work station, and Everlast 70-lb punching/kicking bag).
The mugs:
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